I Hate Seagulls

I hate seagulls and I hate being sick

I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits

I hate falling over

I hate grazing my knee

I hate picking off the scab a little bit too early

I hate getting toothache

I hate when it's a pisstake

I hate all the mistakes I make

I hate rude ignorant bastards and I hate snobbery

I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn't talk to me

But, I have a friend

With whom I like to spend

Anytime I can find, with

I like sleeping in your bed

I like knowing what is going on inside your head

I like taking time and I like your mind and I like when your hand is in mine

I like getting drunk on the tunes by the beach

I like picking strawberries

I like cream teas and I like reading ghost stories

And my heart skips a beat every time that we meet

It's been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory

But now you're back and I am fine 'cos you're with me

And I'm in love with you

And I can't find the words to make it sound unique but

Honestly you make me strong!

I can't believe I've found someone this kind

I hope we carry on

'Cos you're so nice and I'm in love with you

Oh, ohoh, oh, oh, ohoh, oh, oh, ohoh