The Mad Hatter

Well hello, there, it's me

With how it's gonna be

Settle down and listen up good

The old hatter is gone

But the hat must go on

Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and tow the line

While I redefine

How this all will be mine

I have a dream

It's got a full head of steam!

What is true what is not

Can both change in a shot

And people, me

I couldn't care less

'Cause in two seconds flat

Livin' under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way

When you want to play

Something more than croquet

You catch my drift?

My little personal gift!

I'm the mad hatter

Come and follow me, this is it

The mad hatter

All you gotta do is submit

And if you don't my friend

Well then in the end

There'll be nothing left to defend

Know what I mean?

When you are facing the queen

Uppercase, double-spaced

Everyone gets a taste

And a brand new leather hat band

But to participate

Let me reiterate

You must first put me in command

I'm the wonder, understand

Under wonderland

Put the reigns in my hand

I'll do the rest

As soon as you've acquiesced!

I'm the mad hatter

Offering a little bit more

The mad hatter

Giving you what you're looking for

I am your best worst case

For the choice you face

And the fastest rat in the race!

It's me or the queen

And her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing too taboo

I will lie, I will cheat

I will track you down

And then hit delete tout suite!

So sweetie let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter

Lend allegiance while you still can

The mad hatter

More than just a hat with a plan

I am where you belong

The right kind of wrong

And I'll still be going real strong!

The bottom line

Is everything will be fine

As all the planets align

It's gonna be so divine

When all of this will be mine!!