Cassette Tape

I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I don't know

Someone I don't know

I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing

When I have enough friends and I'd rather be at home

Things would be much easier

And it would really save some time

If you knew my favorite color

And my favorite kind of pie

I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape

I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A

Fast forward, rewind… Whenever or never mind

I hate been picky but right now you don't get me

But in time I think you will and I know you won't until

You listen very closely to the tape and mostly

You will see how I've become someone I hope you'll know and love

Things would be much easier

And it would really save some time

If you knew my favorite color

And my favorite kind of pie

I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape

I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A

Fast forward, rewind… Whenever or never mind

My good friends know that I've never tried a boysenberry

My good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy

My good friends know that I never understood chemistry

My good friends know that I never date people who know less than me

But you don't know and we're not getting any younger

But you don't know and telling you would just take longer

I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape

I'd teach you all about my life from side B to side A

Fast forward, rewind… Whenever or never mind