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Artist: Kayak
Canonical path: /kayak/royal-bed-bouncer
Related lyric paths: 6
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Royal Bed Bouncer
Read Royal Bed Bouncer lyrics by Kayak on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Royal Bed Bouncer
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Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite
Only me - royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer
Who's never sure he'll survive his meal?
Poisoned or not - my life is a thrill
Look at me, royal food taster
Royal, royal bed bouncer.
You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend
No heroic role in history
It's just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show, do you know
Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite?
Only me, royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer
You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend no heroic part in history
It's just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show
See me bounce
All around
Up and down
I go
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