My Strongest Suit

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Now I believe in lookin'

Like my time on earth is cookin'

Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked

With some glamour guaranteein'

Every fiber of my bein'

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle via trousseau

To your death bed you're on view so

Never compromise, accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

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Stayin' in or hitting townwards

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time

Whether wig or hat or turban

Whether clog, boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime

And the few who are invited

To my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things to find a route

That in negligee or formal

I am anything but normal

Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

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Now you don't need a recital

Of the reasons why its vital

That tonight my drapings will not be subdued

That from coronet to sandal

No one else is worth a candle

That I couldn't make more impact in the nude

So bring me all my finest

Most audacious, my divinest

Most revealing, most expensive and to boot

Most arresting, most heart-stopping

Most free-flowing, most eye-popping

Because a dress has always been my strongest suit

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Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

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Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

(My dress has always been, my dress has always been)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

(My dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

(My strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

(Strongest suit, strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

(My Dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

(Dress has always been my strongest suit)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere