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Artist: Keely Smith
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The Bigger The Figure
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The Bigger The Figure
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I got a woman as big
As a house, yes, sir
She's as big as a two-family house
With a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see
When you look at her
She's enormous, colossal,
Tremendous, gigantic, immense
Why try to deny it?
She's just what i like
If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike
The bigger the figure
The better i like her
The better i like her
The better i feed her
The better i feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more i can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But i love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat?
The bigger the figure
The better i like her
The better i like her
The better i feed her
The better i feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more i can love
If she ever eats me out of money
And we needed the rent
Oh, that'll be a cinch
'cause when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work
Under a circus tent
The bigger the figure
The better i like her
The better i like her
The better i feed her
The better i feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more i can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
And in a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But i love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat?
The bigger the figure
The better i like her
The better i like her
The better i feed her
The better i feed her
The bigger the figure
The bigger the figure
The more i can love
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