He Can't Decide

HIM:

I love her my long tall woman

I love her my little short woman

I love her my middle-sized woman

But I can't decide

Now each time that we're together

One by one they ask me whether

I love one more than the other

But I can't decide

LONG TALL WOMAN:

A long tall mama is a mighty good lover

And you never have to worry when she moans

When you're rockin' and a-riding' and a-slippin' and a-slidin'

You're never gonna break her bones

And a long tall mama is a mighty good cover

When the temperature is way down low

And it's well to remember she's much cooler in the summer

There's a breeze everywhere she goes

HIM:

I love her my long tall woman

I love her my little short woman

I love her my middle-sized woman

But I can't decide

Now each time that we're together

One by one they ask me whether

I love one more than the other

But I can't decide

LITTLE SHORT WOMAN:

A little short mama is a reassure to discover

And she always make a man feel tall

With her sweet disposition she won't make an exhibition

Of herself to every Peter and Paul

A little short mama is a pocketful of pleasure

And she knows a hundred different ways

She's small enough to study every square inch of your body

And her tongue is always full of praise

HIM:

I love her my long tall woman

I love her my little short woman

I love her my middle-sized woman

But I can't decide

Now each time that we're together

One by one they ask me whether

I love one more than the other

But I can't decide

MIDDLE SIZE WOMAN:

A middle size mama is a just right mama

You can look her squarely in the eye

And it's always perfect weather every minute that you're with her

You never feel the time go by

And she's never too hard and she's never too soft

You fit her like a finger in a glove

And you're closest to perfection when she's give you affection

It's her you're always thinking of

HIM:

I love her my long tall woman

I love her my little short woman

I love her my middle-sized woman

But I can't decide

THEM:

Now what shall we do with this brother?

Why should we wait at his pleasure?

Let's put all our heads together

If he can't decide

We know what to do with this brother

Send him back home to his mother

'Cause we can get plenty of other

And he can't decide