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Artist: Kesha
Canonical path: /kesha/rich-white-straight-men
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Rich, White, Straight Men
Read Rich, White, Straight Men lyrics by Kesha on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Rich, White, Straight Men
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You could ride a unicorn to school
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare
(No, you don’t!)
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
That makes sense and that's fair
(No, it’s not!)
And if you were a lady, then you own your lady parts
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
Vroom vroom
Fuck you (fuck you!)
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
If you're from another land and come here
You won't have to climb a wall
(Yes, you will!)
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
You'll get a wedding cake and all
(Not in Colorado!)
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds
Cha-ching
Fuck you (fuck you!)
What if life as we knew it was over?
Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wish the world was different
Where who you love and who you are
Was nobody’s fucking business
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn’t rule the world anymore?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn’t rule the world anymore?
What if rich, white, straight men
Didn't rule the world anymore?
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