Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Keshco
Canonical path: /keshco/ticketman
Related lyric paths: 6
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Ticketman
Read Ticketman lyrics by Keshco on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Ticketman
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Hot carriage too loud
Can’t hear the music on my Walkperson
It’s a Ticketman
Give me the restroom
Show me the restroom
- there must be a restroom
Understated movements
Don’t look at me
Don’t size me up
- there’s someone with a notebook
Do you think she likes Beefheart?
Do you think she likes Zappa?
Or Britney’s shears?
A man who looks like a young John Gielgud
Sitting up straight with too many clothes
It’s a Ticketman
Wants your ticket - wake up
and smell the sweat
and the odour rose
No threat of rain today
on’t look at me
Don’t size me up
- I need a holiday
In the lap of the Gods
or my favourite Muse
Give me the station
Show me the station
or I’ll have to kill you all
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Who performs "Ticketman"?
Keshco performs "Ticketman", and this lyric page sits inside the Keshco catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Angry and Before We Began with a short reason for opening each page next.
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