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Artist: Kevin Ayers
Canonical path: /kevin-ayers/fake-mexican-tourist-blues
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Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
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Fake Mexican Tourist Blues
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Hey, mister, would you like my sister
Her name is juanita,
I think. you'd like to meet her.
She's a little bit risky,
Drinking always whiskey.
But she's really a tiger
Take you right inside her.
Hey, mister, got another sister
Her name is dolores
She likes pretty colores;
She's a little bit silly,
Eating always chili;
But she's very sexy,
Take her home in a taxi.
Hey, juanita, juanita banana
Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana;
I'd like it now, I don't mean manana.
Hey, brother, what about my mother
She's only just forty
She's especially naughty.
She knows a lot a tricks,
More than the younger chicks.
And if you don't like my mother,
I got a very nice brother.
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