Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last,

That's why I'll treat you like trash,

It's not what I really wanna do.

But, you only date bad guys so,

I'll give it my best try to,

Treat you the way you want me to.

I never open a door,

or pull out a chair.

You can tell me how your day was

but I don't really care.

And if you ever get cold,

you'll just have to hack it,

Cause I'd be cold too

If I gave you my jacket.

Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,

Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.

I never answer my phone,

Whenever you call it

And when the waiter brings the bill

I never reach for my wallet.

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do

But, you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try

to treat you the way you me too.

And Ima BEAT you!

At every competition.

Going out with the girls

You better get my permission.

Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,

House is on tonight

And that's my favorite show!

Do I look fat in this dress?

Hell yeah you do!

Wait lemme speak your language

Cows go Moo!

Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do

Oooohh

Yoouu only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try

to treat you the way you me too.

But behind the scenes she means the world to me.

I wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved.

Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care...

But that won't win her heart BECAUSE....

Nice guys finish last!

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do.

Ooooh

You only date bad guys

So, I'll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to.

Ho!

Is this the class where you learn how to pick up girls?

NICE GUYS..