Be A Hoodlum

Key Kool: Hello?

Papa Doug: Yo Key

Key Kool: Oh what up Papa Doug

Papa Doug: You're supposed to be in the studio twenty minutes ago

Key Kool: Oh man I was having this messed up nightmare man

Let me tell you about it

Papa Doug: Oh okay

I had a dream (What kind of dream? Like Martin Luther King?)

Nah a vision in my sleep about my peep

It made me trip out flip out cause I was having it then

(So what the hell happened?) I'll tell ya please let me begin (ok)

I wanted to go bowl with my ball up the alley

You know, stick my bonanza in someone's big bally

So I called this girl named Sally, or maybe her name was Laurie

Or maybe Geraldine (Just go on with the story)

Okay, went over to her house but nobody else was home

Like Ice Cube said, once again it's on

I got a bit excited, I was ready to make a move

Like Madonna's song I was gonna get into the groove

(What happened next?) I made my move but I was dumb I was uncovered,

I forgot to wear my weenie beanie, you know my rubber

But at the time I didn't care what I could catch

Cause I was humpin her pumpin her rubbin her, doin the cabbage patch

When I was done I thought to myself, it ain't no thing

Until something went wrong with my, ding ding!

When I went to shake the weasel, it came out much slower

But pee pee felt so hot I thought I was a flame thrower

So the next time that I saw her I said hey yo honey suckle

I oughta beat your ass with my big yellow knuckles

She said, why would you want to hit me? And why would you want to

punch?

Witch, you gave me ?????? crunch

But when I think about it yo it wasn't all her fault

Because I'm the one who wanted to put my money in her vault

But when I went to see the doctor I began to get sick

When he said, you got to get a shot in your dick

This kind of situation gets no love

Next time I operate I wear my surgical glove

(Yeah you learned a lesson last night in your sleep)

Yeah, next time I chuck a pick I'll put a hood on my peep

On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep

On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep

On my peep on my peep I'll put a hood on my peep

You gots to gots to gots to gots to gots to be a hoodlum

That's the only way I'll ever be a hoodlum

I gots to stay strapped, so Ima be a hoodlum

I need protection so Ima be a hoodlum

I put a hood on my peep so I'll always be a hoodlum

Yeah, you better stay strapped, be a hoodlum

(Don't get burned)