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Artist: KFaceTV
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Dark Lord Funk
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Dark Lord Funk
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Harry potter
The boy who lived, come to die
Avada ke
This wiz, I’m ice cold
I'm voldemort, that white gold
This one, for that H.P.
Says he hates me
But what can he do?
Caught the kid, boy who lived
Harry’s outta luck
With the elder wand, stop the chosen one
Maybe make a new horcrux? (ha!)
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Call an auror up to try and stop this man
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Make a headmaster retire man
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Don’t say my name, you know who I am!
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Am I bad ‘bout this curse
Avada down now
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
Saturday night and we takin hogwarts
Don’t believe me, just watch! (come on!)
Don’t believe me, just watch!
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop!
Wait a minute
Fill my goblet, put some fire in it
Grasp the hands, make the vow
Come on 'trix, seal this now!
We takin Diagon, Knockturn, Hogsmede, anywhere!
If we show up, we gon’ curse out
Badder than that devil’s snare (ha!)
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Call an auror, try and stop this man
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Make a headmaster retire man
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Witch, say my name, you know who I am!
I’m too hot (hot hand)
Am I bad ‘bout this curse
Crucio now
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Albus sent ya, hallelujah (whoo)
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
Cuz dark lord funk gon’ give it to ya!
It's saturday night and we takin hogwarts
Don’t believe me, just watch! (come on!)
Don’t believe me, just watch!
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Before we leave
Imma tell Harry Potter a lil’ somethin
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
I said dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
Come on, curse! Just cast it
If you got the mark, then blast it
If you’re pureblood, we’ll have it
No need to fear the dark magic!
Come on, curse! Just cast it
No need to fear the dark magic
Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts
Don’t believe me, just watch! (come on)
Don’t believe me, just watch!
Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up (say whaa!?)
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up (say whaa?)
Dark lord funk you up, dark lord funk you up
Slytherin wins the house cup
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