Please Don't Sing

Man, are we really about to do this right now?

Fuck it

Alright, um, so

You posted a video telling all your fans

Becoming a pop star is what’s next in your plans

You’ve got a great voice

And it’s the easiest thing

But you’re the only one who really thinks you can sing

Oh, and your mom

And anyone under twelve, that, like, follows you on social media

But no one else

Man, so why waste your money on a real studio

Your laptop’s got a mic

So you’re all good to go

Record it while you’re kicking it alone in your room

'Cause who needs talent when you’ve got autotune

You’ve already become a social media star

So please don’t try to sing or play the guitar

You know it’s really not just as easy as it seems

To make girls fall in love with their computer screens

You show them your abs

You drive them insane

But don’t grab a mic

Just stay in your lane

So go ahead and keep on doing your thing

But promise us this

Please don’t sing

Why you gotta sing

Please don’t try and steal the show

He try to do hip hop

But he know he bad though

Just stick to vine

Play some pranks on your teacher

Instead of tryna’ find, other YouTube kids to feature

Woah, woah, woah

What youtubers you talking about?

I’m kidding, there all good pysch

You don’t need no music

Your channel’s fantastic

Like when you kiss your teenage girlfriend

Tryna' guess her chapstick

So stick to all the tweeting

The generic ones you say

Like good morning

You’re perfect

Have a beautiful day

(Who the fuck they talking to when they tweet that?)

You’ve already become a social media star

So please don’t try to sing or play the guitar

You know it’s really not just as easy as it seems

To make girls fall in love with their computer screens

You show them your abs

You drive them insane

But don’t grab a mic

Just stay in your lane

So go ahead and keep on doing your thing

But promise us this

Please don’t sing

Now we’re not being mean

We don’t want your feelings to get hurt

(Oh no, no)

But if this just seems cold

Then you can wear my sweatshirt

(It’s an extra large)

So we’re just saying it wouldn’t be a bad thing

(Not a bad thing baby)

To leave the songs to the people who can

(Jc hit that high note, baby)

Sing

Woah, alright, relax

You’ve already become a social media star

So please don’t try to sing or play the guitar

You know it’s really not just as easy as it seems

To make girls fall in love with their computer screens

You show them your abs

You drive them insane

But don’t grab a mic

Just stay in your lane

So go ahead and keep on doing your thing

But promise us this

Please don’t sing