Our House Is Dadless

Verse 1

See, my house is a mad house/

Well hardly sit down and watch T.V cause yeah we got things to do/

And I got things to do/

Mum talks calmly for a while and then starts shouting/

Clean up the kitchen/

I always say i'll do it later/

Or yeah in a minute/

My house is a hot spot/

Everyday of the week someone will be in my house who don't live here/

The neighbours ain't got a problem with us/

Yeah music plays in my house constantly/

Constant noise but I wouldn't have it any other way I love my house/

Total chaos, yeah its random/

Off key, different, no house is disimilar/

But for some reason it works/

My house is crazy you know/

Chorus

Our house, in the middle of our street/

Our house in the middle of our.../

Our house, in the middle of our street/

Something tells you that you've got to move away from it/

Verse 2

You hold a better conversation/

When born in grimey locations/

And that's where you'll find my crib/

In the same area where the alkies live/

So I love my street/

You get bare joke when the alkies beef/

And though outside may reek/

Not in my crib no potpourri/

And we've just added new bricks/

So every other house in the street looks shit/

Compared to ours/

But its hard to get a decent kip when out comes the stars/

Because of all the beef in my avenue/

Neighbours fight so police in my avenue/

So you might catch me in my living room/

Up late writing to beats if I'm in the mood/

Or if not i'll be on the Playstation/

Or better still MSN conversations/

And everyone of our houses are Dadless/

So no wonder our houses are Madness/

Chorus

Verse 3

Sunday morning my day off/

I can smell that bacon cooking/

And mum's downstairs doing that weekly washing/

Singing along she's got that motown rocking/

And i'm shouting out 'mum turn it down'/

Cos i'm tryna sleep right now/

Argh forget it I was getting up anyway/

Man I can't get a lie in any day/

So i'm downstairs arguing/

Mum chill out I won't have this in our house/

Ok, your house/

Then I had a little moan how the living room's freezing/

And then she starts screaming/

Mum I ain't being rude just turn up the heating/

She said 'move out if you ain't warm enough'/

Coincidently, suddenly i'm warming up!/