Hillbilly Stomp

I'm drunk again

Excuse the hiccup

The redneck originator

Rollin in my pick up

Truck jacked up with the 4 gold shocks

And where i come from

Mud flaps come in stock

People kid rock it

Up and down the block

And the hens all flock to the coup

With the cock

You wanna rock with me baby

Row it down to the swamp

Dock your boat

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

I like stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats

I like large round women in loundromats

I like to wander jack

Like a backwoods thug

And watch the moonshine through

The bottom of a jug

Huggin and kissin, with my vision all blurry

Siftin through this world of worry

Hurry up with love

Please God bless

I dont do drugs anymore

Or any less

I didnt start this mess on this planet

Stop lookin at me like a bandit

I've been chillin

Down at the swamp

With the folks that want

To do the hillbilly stomp

Do it

We'll do the hillbilly stomp

Now people wanna know how to do this dance

Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants

Plant your hands on the top of your butt

And stomp around the woods

Like your all fucked up

Circle up the trucks

Fire up the brush

Untuck your shirt

Were gonna kick some dust

Dont two plus two it

Or three plus three it

4x4 to a place thats scenic

Heat it up like some hot ham hocks cookin

And hop to the spot where

Where the cops arent lookin

Bring your whole flock

Down to the swamp

And we can rock all night doing

The hillbilly stomp

Do it

The hillbilly stomp

The hillbilly stomp