Pimp Of The Nation

There's only two types of men Pimps and John's

There's one type of bitch and that's a hoe

God damn hooker this is my world

God damn time to go Where's my doe

Its startin to snow All I want is the dollas

I've been a pimp so long, i knew gahndi when he had an afro

Pimp, hold my dick like a holster

Girls want a Kid Rock poster

And be able to boast they looked at

The number one pimp with the number one rap

What's up with that Well I'm a cool cat With the rap

That's harder than a pimp slap

And because I do so much pimpin

One day I'll probably walk with a limp

And drive a big Lincoln

Wearing an unbuttoned shirt

And be a fifty five year old pervert

But for now rap's the occupation

But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation

Hoes R Us slick Daddy's in the house

We got hoes and hoes and hoes Prices are low

We pratically given the coochie away

Shake the booty Shake that booty

Its not a bake sale Its a cake sale God Damn It

Pimp of the Nation, I could be it

As a matter of a fact, I for see it

But only pimpin hoes with the big tush

While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush

What's up granny First name Annie

Dried up kunt and a saggin fanny

The highlight of your sex adventures

You wanna suck dicks take out your denchers

A show of life is all I'm givin

Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin

But for now rap's the occupation

But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation

I got all the hookers, God Damn It

I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam

All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy the dollas

And all the coochie coo that's the sweet part Hahahaha

I have hoes like horses in a stable

Rich, famous, willing, and able

First off Ja Ja Kubore and Tipper Gore

Is my highest paying whore And for some hot booty waxin

Fake Ass Latoya Jackson Rosanne Barr is my newest trick

While on the beach I prune her with my dick

And the bitch who fucks with my cash

Robin Givens I'll rip your ass Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock

Don't fuck with me I'll be Pimp of the Nation, Bitch

One nation under a pimp

Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped

One nation under a pimp

Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped

Oh yeah who's pimpin out there Ah huh

The Midwest is pimpin Detroit is pimpin

Mt. Clemens is pimpin Romeo is pimpin

The black man he pimpin Katie C he's pimpin

Bo your pimpin I said Tom he's pimpin

Chuck and Murph their pimpin D he's pimpin

Boner is pimpin Ben he's pimpin

Ralph C is pimpin The yound brothers are pimpin

Elie your pimpin I said Tony your pimpin

Hey Chicago your pimpin Mr. Lee your pimpin

My pops is pimpin ? D he's pimpin

Jay C he's pimpin Diesy is pimpin

Dougie Doug is pimpin D-Nice he's pimpin

Chuck Nice is pimpin Barry White he's pimpin

New York is pimpin I said Philly is pimpin

Oakland your pimpin Too $hort your pimpin

Arseno Hall your pimpin Eddie Murphy your pimpin

Jive your pimpin RCA is pimpin

Top Dogg is pimpin

Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit Ah hah hah

Word em up Word em up

Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock

And I'm Pimp of the Nation

Hah hah Word

You stay on third base

I'm goin home with the bacon baby

Peace