Wax The Booty

Seen a fly skinny on the avenue

My shades down hat flipped up knawin on a cashew.

Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades

And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get layed.

Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street

She walked to me and at that my knees got weak.

Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty to get

this freak and co-wax the booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak

with the nice size booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak

so I am going to wax her booty.

Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes

When the freak cut in and started telling of the times.

She wanted to rock me and these were no lies

And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis.

Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her

So without delay I began to undress her.

Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me

She said yes so I grabbed them titties.

Next was the test to see if she was high rank

I dropped her panties and was sniffin I asked do u stank.

She said no you owe it to me that my shower soap is Gucci

So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie.

Headed fo her coochie.

Grease it down real good.

Headed for her coochie.

When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if

this girl had any types of signs of VD

She did not so I said to myself Oh goody

And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy.

Started rocking this freak with my hands on her

Butt you should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up.

Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over

And rocked her doggie style while I was calling her Rover.

Still tearin it up on her face was a grin

Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin.

But she was lovin it all and w/ her back in a arch

I busted my nut and she started to bark.

Now if you think the story is over just listen to this

I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss.

Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie

Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky.

And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick

The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick.

I started trippin cuz this was something I've never seen

The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend.

And when I thought that was as sick as one girl could get

She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it.

Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak

In my opinion she was plain nasty.

But never the less I completed my duty

I got this freak and co-waxed the booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak

with the nice size booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak

so I am going to wax her booty.

Too short dont stop.

Too short dont stop.

Too short dont stop the beat.

Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch.

Biiiiiiiitch.

Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it

This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it.

And if the ladies if you are tired of a man on your fanny

Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny.

Cuz this is booty night non stop

With the #1 wax and me Kid Rock.

So lets get hyped cuz if I see you calm

I am gonna think that you are waxin w/ Rosie Palm.

I mean really how could you be so dumb

Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some.

Man, just dont be a wussy

And I'll gaurentee u could get a piece of pussy.

But to get it you have to realize

Dont brag to the freak about your dick size.

Man, thats not the way to win it

Cuz it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak

with the nice size booty.

Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak

so I am going to wax her booty.

(Music Fades To Back)