The Naughty List

It's December 25th, I start to fucking twitch

Bah Hum Bug, You know that I'm a Grinch

I'm dressing up like sandy claws and walking down the street

With a big red bag full of body parts

I be wrapping up heads, then put them in your bed

Fuck your milk and cookies I be eating the dead

I'm a sick mother fucker, my eyes are red

I think my face is green because I'm drinking down Ted's

Now, hockety pockety wockety wack, chopping up bodies to put in my bag

Don't get mad, don't get sad, I be coming back

With all your relatives, and they ready for dinner

Now do you want a leg, or do you want some breast?

Now, on to the next house here we fucking go

I'm leaving body parts underneath the Christmas tree

This ain't no random act I'm not hitting every house

Just the people that be on my mother fucking naughty list yo

Shut the fuck up, hold still

I'm going to put your bitch ass in my fucking Santa sack

Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th

Christmas Time, Where the fucking weed at

I'm a Grinch, Dope, Pinch, Grinch, December 25th

Pissing Gasoline, Torture your desire

Christmas Time, Where the fucking weed at

I'm going into town, this bitch I want to burn

Only devils and demons be fucking hovering within

So I fly above and start pissing gasoline

So they think its going to rain, then I light it kablaym!

Then I'm going through remains of bloody bodies and damn

I'm finding all kinds of shit that Satan wanted man

Even that big bitch has been good this year

So I'm dropping dead bodies at the gates of hell

I'm not a demon or doing devils dirty work

I'm just sick of this world that we live in

All these people in the public should positive

Or sure get the jigsaw, everybody

Do you want to play a game

Or do you want to kick back, and get blazed

Chill the fuck out, Do Unto Others

Or I'll be cooking your family next Christmas

Chill the fuck out and have a merry fucking Christmas, beyatch!