Dumb*ss Tales

I knew this niggaa named Khalid from back in the day

Stayed in Beverly, always had them brand new J's

Met him at tennis camp down in Chicago State

Best of friends but we lost touch about grade 8

Heard he moved to Everson and he was serving wit weight

Had the white boys with K kicking him to get straight

Me and Brad was at Nike Town copping some shoes

Come to happen that we just saw Khalid and his crew

He said you trying to get some money, here's what you do

Get every nigga in the HP that you know got loot

Send 'em to me tell 'em I got it for cheap

In return, you and your mans get a finders fee

We had wood niggaz, lab nerds, plus chicks at U of C

All fuck with me plus Al Shore fuck with me

Plus we all went to D, precious party we had niggaz straight off the E

A funny sight to see

Our little operation worked for a while

Until Khalid's girl got pregnant with his child

His mom shipped him down to Mississippi

To live with his daddy, no more serving sticky

But see we saw the end of that as a new beginning

No more middle man, cause he wanted to do shit for himself

Got this goon nigga Philine to come in and help

That we knew from Kenwood batting gloves with his hood

Never played baseball but he hit niggaz good

Uppercuts, lefts, rights always picking a fight

Real clumsy with the money never counted it right

A sneaky motherfucker, could tell by the look in his eye

Plus he loved to get high on his own supply

When his stash got low ain't no asking why

But the chance of hitting hoes never passed him by

So we would never know how to catch the guy

Cops cuffing mine with a gun he catching 5

We was Jack and Jill n@##&s yelling 2 for 5

Around that time Raleigh stopped pushing the work

Cuz he knew with Philine he probably would get hurt

He started selling codeine, x pills, and acid

At Saney Nations is where they get high in between classes

Trust fund babies who sniff glue till they start hallucinating crazy

Rock Abercrombie and listen to Slim Shady

Don't smoke weed but they sniffing that white lady

Worked with a couple of them down at Old Navy

I used to give 'em they fix and it was all gravy

Until the manager noticed his workers getting lazy

Checked the lockers found my pills asked me what's the purpose

Held me in the back until police came to surface

Tried to throw me under the surface

But we got away with community service