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Artist: Kill Baby, Kill!
Canonical path: /kill-baby-kill/dirty-joe
Related lyric paths: 6
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Dirty Joe
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Dirty Joe
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He works in the office from 9 to 5
He's got teenage kids and a bossy wife
She's shagging the gardener while he's busting his balls
And his daughter spends his money in the city's mall
Joey is a dreamer, an online creamer
Watching porn on the internet
He gets his kicks over webpage chicks
Has a wank while his wife's in bed
Dirty joe lives down our street
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping
Dirty joe wrestles with his meat
He rubs his nuts over internet slut
Dirty joe
Gets his kicks behind the screen, don't forget to wipe it clean
He takes a risk, lives for the thrill
What if his wife finds out? Hope she never will
Joey doesn't care, he wants his share
It's just a click of the mouse away
He wants to shake his trouser-snake, joey's out to play
Dirty joe lives down our street
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping
Dirty joe wrestles with his meat
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts
Dirty joe
Then one night, the worng website
Joey's hair went straight.
He was about to cum, his hand went numb, his heart starts to palpitate.
Is that your daughter?
Bet you wish you hadn't caught her.
Now another internet whore.
He grabs his chest, staring at her breast.
Your little girl no more.
Dirty joe lives down our street.
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Dirty joe lives down our street.
While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping.
Dirty joe wrestles with his meat.
He rubs his nuts over internet sluts.
Woohoo... Dirty joe.
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