Jojo's Chillin

("Break, break, BREAK!")

My man JoJo, got caught on fed photo

So he gotta get out of Atlanta and hit SoHo

Baby mama said he bein selfish, he like, "So, hoe"

Then picked up a cell phone and called his ol' hoe

She took him to the airport, hit 'em with some bread

Parked in the deck then hit 'em with some head

Hit the counter with a fake ID and a ticket

The old man look suspicious but he hit 'em with a fifty

Him 'em with a hundred, hit 'em with a "Shhhhh..."

The old man stamp the ticket and he went like "Shhhhh..."

Then he hit 'em with a smile then he hit 'em wiht a wink

And JoJo hit the bathroom and JoJo hit the sink

Cold water had to splash on his face

His iPod pumpin Snoop, "Murder Was the Case"

Oh shit! Look to his left -- Ghostface

"Peace god, peace god, where's Shallah Rae?"

"Think he had a show down in M.I.A today"

Ghost told 'em, "Nice Wallies" then went out on his way

Now it's back to reality, reality say,

"You still gotta make it to that side of the gate"

He moves out of the bathroom quickly with haste

It's a long line, it's a while before the gates

And it's a ol' lady givin Jo the evil eye

Mad cause she see 'em cut spaces in line {*echoes*}

JoJo's chillin~!

Back in line, JoJo spots Ivy

Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC

TSA agent, so she cleared him on the ID

Before he go to the X-ray, he takin off his shades

Takin off his jacket, arm out his sleeve

Reached in his pocket -- Oh shit! Got weed

He done made it this far, what's Jo to do?

So he stuffed it in his pocket and he walked right thru

(He walked right thru?!) He walked right thru

Then the TSA agent said, "She pointin at you"

The old lady that had seen Jo cut line

went to a officer and tried to drop dime

But Ivy wasn't havin that, stepped to the copper

Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper

Now the old lady's gettin treated like a terrorist

Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is

After this though, she gon' have to see a therapist

JoJo found the situation hilarious

Threw the old lady deuces, headed to the train

Concourse A, headed to his plane

Arrived on time, they called 'em first class

Upgraded ticket took a little more cash

Jo's relieved, he's almost free

Can't wait to land in the NYC {*echoes*}

JoJo's chillin~!

Seat belt's on, seat back up

Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup

A lil' too much, he felt the stewardess up

She said ("Stop sir!") He looks like, "What?"

Gave a big tip and then headed to the bathroom

When he got there, told her, "'ey, it has room"

Turned the bathroom into a smash room

She was hittin lines, he was hittin from behind

Looked up in the mirror, saw Ghost another time

"Peace god, peace god, I ain't see ya wiz"

Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz

Ghostface told him, "Only twenty to LaGuardia

When you get there, a car will take you to Astoria

You don't want the alphabet boys on call

So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call"

Wheelchair came, deboard plane

JoJo, couple old folks in the cane

Exitin the door, he seen the dogs walkin slow

Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go

Turned out the dogs sniffed out that blow

Good thing the stewardess a cokehead hoe

cause they bumrushed the bitch and put her ass to the flo'

Jo told the wheelchair boy, "Let's go"

and Jo got away, that's how the story GO!