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If Jesus Was a Rockstar

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If Jesus Was a Rockstar

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If Jesus was a rockstar

Livin' like a party every day

And divin' off the stage

If you give it to a pop star

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him

If Jesus was a rockstar

Throwin' daddy's money all around

While he was gettin' down

So they kicked him out of the bar

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him

Maybe all I really need is something to believe

Hell yeah (hell yeah)

I need someone who can teach me to get on my knees

Hell yeah (yeah)

But if he looked like Kurt Cobain, I might

If he drank the pain away, I might

And if you think I can't be saved, that's right

I really, really want you to know that

If Jesus was a rockstar

Livin' like a party every day

And divin' off the stage

If you give it to a pop star

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him

If Jesus was a rockstar (rockstar)

Throwin' daddy's money all around

While he was gettin' down

So they kicked him out of the bar

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him

I might meet him in the back room

Hell yeah (hell yeah)

We might pop one, a red or blue

Hell yeah

But if he looked like Kurt Cobain, I might

If he drank the pain away, I might

And if you think I can't be saved, that's right

I really, really want you to know that

If Jesus was a rockstar

Livin' like a party every day

And divin' off the stage

If you give it to a pop star

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him (woo!)

If Jesus was a rockstar

Throwin' daddy's money all around

While he was gettin' down (down, down, down)

So they kicked him out of the bar

Then I, I'd wanna be just like him

A rockstar (just like him)

A rockstar

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