Those Damn Dames

I walk home alone from a night in the bar

Drinking some fine whisky so i left my big ole car

Then out of the shadows came a dark haired girl

Those damn dames just won't leave me alone

Then early in the morn had a thumpin in my head

So i popped down to the store cos i needed some bread

But the girl behind the counter had some other ideas

So many dames git me outta here

Yeah out on the road i was runnin out of gas

Stopped at the station but i found i had no cash

But the petrol pump gal said pay me in kind

Those damn dames drive me outta o my mind

Now put a man in a candy store

He'll come out smelling sweet

But his ole wife got her old man beat..

So many temptations on the path to righteousness

I pull em like a magnet you may think that i been blessed

But a man needs his rest & i'm dawgone tired

Those damn dames just make me expire