The World's Last Authentic Playboys

With ruby and ollie soon over the hill, for marrying tommy there

Still is no

Pill.

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three fun-loving

Ne'er-do-wells.

Our whole attitude says life's a gay toy to be played with and

Raced through

Pell mell.

Acapulco each winter for fishing, then summer to bar harbor,

Maine.

If the cycle gets boringly vicious, we shall try monte carlo

Again.

We're the world's last authentic playboys. we were born thirty

Years too late.

Though we're blessed with savoir-faire and rare poise, both

These virtues are

Useless as fate.

I fought bulls at a plaza de toros. chased gorillas around in

The trees.

Such adventures now make me feel morose and blasã© as a playboy

Can be.

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just a trio of rogues

On the loose.

We pursue life while searching for new joys, just ahead of the

Shotgun and

Noose.

When they find the abominable snowman, running nude through the

Snow four miles

High

They'll say, "are you an ape?" i'll say, "no,

Man. i just thought i'd give this

Role a try."

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three lunatics

Still at large.

If you're female and we think you're pretty, you're in luck,

It's all free.

There's no charge.

'til taxes get lower, we're all that are left; three authentic

Playboys too

Lazy for theft.