The Real Thing

She walks down the stairs

with dignity and no rush at all

Her appearance makes you gasp'n'stare,

her presence makes you feel like you'd crawl

She takes a look around the place

makes the other ladies feel disgraced

She takes a drink and stands

you just can't take your eyes of her bigure,

she laughs with her friend who ain't a man

now you're getting so, so eager

it's time to try your luck again

but remember what I say

It's gotta be the real thing

for that lady

she ain't here for any faking

You tell her something sweet for starters

already you know it didn't sound too good

You start to dream about her caress 'n'

try so hard to get her hooked

you proove yourself but she looks away

remember what I said

It's gotta be the real thing

for that lady

she ain't here for any faking

The Lady, you know she is the earth

understand and she'll make it worth

she's the swan (s-van) where we all come from

the most beautiful and healthy one*

give the Lady but be sincere

she'll give you much of what you need

take her as a self-evidence

you know she'll slap you in your face

and as the gardeners of this plan (-et)

I think by now we all understand (stand under?)

The two of a kind they need a rest

remember what I said:

It's gotta be the real (reel) thing...