Men's Room, L.A.

Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.

I saw a picture yesterday

In a men's room near L.A.

Lying on the floor beside the throne.

Had I not recognized the cross

I might have failed to know the boss,

I thought, "Lord, you look neglected and alone."

I picked it up with lovin' care,

I wondered who had placed it there,

When l saw there was no paper on the roll.

I said, "Lord, what would you do

If you were me and I was you,

Take a chance, save your pants or your soul ?"

Then a voice said,

"Kinky, it's Jesus here, you know that I ain't no square.

Well, I've got these pictures of me,

I mean statues, you know they're everywhere.

Well, I may seem I come from Liverpool,

And then on the other hand I may come from France,

But if you don't get off that toilet, well I'm just gonna

have to dance."

I saw a picture yesterday in a men's room near L.A.