Villain Song

Every time I build a robot,

every time I sink a ship,

every time I throw a girl off of a big old building or abandoned bridge.

It seems you're always there to stop me,

I've had enough I'm sick of it.

No more scheming no more stealing,

I think I'm done with all of this...

So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf,

Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health.

Fired the minions and shut down the lab,

sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs

so have fun, cause I'm done, I'm done....

The League of Evil said I'd miss you,

The Guild of Demons tried to call,

Dr. Hatred told me I was the one that had influenced them all

But I would not return a message,

still they couldn't take a hint.

No more planning, no conniving,

I said I'm done with all of this...

So I took my Death Ray and put it on the shelf,

Cause I found your punches to my face were bad for my health.

Fired the minions and shut down the lab,

sunk the Atomic Sub now it sleeps with the crabs

so have fun, cause I'm done, I'm done....

And now I'm sitting on the beach,

sipping drinks all night and day

Watching girls in bikinis,

eating Crunch Berries and Frito-Lays

Until I saw you on the TV,

your stupid smile all big and bright

The old fire started again burning,

it found me itching for a fight.

So kicking sand into some kid's face

I found my way back home because

I missed you, I missed you and I'm pissed...

So I found my Death Ray and took it off the shelf,

Cause it turns out sitting on the beach was bad for my heath.

Called the minions and fired up the lab, raised the Atomic Sub

Feels good to be bad, so watch out,

watch out, watch out,

watch out, watch out, watch out... Cause I'm back!