Ugly Bitches

I met this one bitch

Her name was ugly; should've known i shouldn't have fucked with

But see, when i'm thinking with my dick, everything's switched

I'm shaq boy, on the block tryna' hit a lick

Like i ain't give a shit, knowing that i gave a fuck

Like what if my niggas found out that i was fucking her

The one we talked about in school, used to chop her up

But my dick tell me i'm a fool if i don't chop her up

I mean she stay around the corner, won't nobody know

Besides i'm tryna slide inside, then i gotta go

Gave her my number, told her to keep it on the low

She cracked a smile like ,"trust me, won't nobody know"

Stupid bitch had me fooled everytime i pulled

Up to the house i felt bad like,"what the fuck you doin'?"

Super head-hunter everynight it's goin' down

But that bad part is that she weigh about three hundred pounds..damn

Man, i done fucked some ugly bitches

I'mma keep it real dog, i done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real man, i done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches

Fuck it, my nigga, i done fucked some ugly bitches

On the real dog, i done fucked some ugly bitches

I keep it trill with y'all, i done fucked some ugly bitches

C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches

Remember back when i was in school, at that prairie view

Where the girls real; freaky, fine, very few

Sophisticated, my conversation has designated

To get them drawers in the walls like i'm renovatin'

I never thought that i would find myself fornicatin'

With a bitch that looked like she had born a baby

After i fucked, i threw up,"i need some toilet paper"

Sick as fuck, throwing up, naw i'm just playin'

But shit i could've when her friend said i ate her out

That ugly bitch man i swear i coulda' laid her out

I wanted to look for her, but shit i couldn't though

Cause the last time we fucked, i let her take a picture yo...damn

Shit, now when i'm out here on the road out here doing shows

Nine times out of ten, i been gettin' chosed

But sometimes, somedays man, shit be slow

And i tend to fuck with a bitch i shouldn't though

Like that one chick, i call her red, never got the no

She caught me as i left the club; grabbed me at the door

And said, "i'd do anything to get a chance with you."

"oh for real, like what?", she said, "you tell me boo"

"shit, ain't no trippin' here's my phone put yo' shit inside"

"come through i got some liqour baby, we gon' chill tonight"

I got through, seein' her phone and something wasn't right

Six kids, the bitch told me she was forty-five....

What the fuck