Adventures Of Tweezyman

Its the tweezyman

They call him tweezyman

Its the tweezyman

They call him tweezyman (get get down)

Oh no here we go again

I was rolling in when he was going in

He was like oh no man i know you're him

Let me go to the door and get my older friend

Held it in with a grin is what i went and did

When he came back fast w/ another kid

I had to laugh when he asked as i shook my head

Aint you the dude from rob and big

Hold it kid man i think you're blind

You got me confused w/ another guy

I went and looked at the dude when i said i rhymed

And he was like yo… kevin federline! whats up?

Ya need to check ya eyes

Step back get the fact then you'll recognize

Cause i'm back to attack what you expect to find

It's the new and improved kj supersized

Take it back to the 1980's

When my hair was black and wavy

Way back when i was acting crazy

I was mad couldn't attract the ladies

These girls about to break me

You wanna know how they'd play me?

I was hoping for patrick swayze

But instead i got kevin spacey

Oh baby whoop dee whoo

Nowadays when i straight come through

All i hear is how old are you

All my friends say 42

42 are you crazy mad

Ya crazy rude where's ya brain just at?

I'm 34 in case ya asked

You're old enough to be my dad

Whos the man a w/ a grasp of grammar

Who writes songs on a pack of pampers

The only rapper loved by yo grandma

Haircut like adam sandler

No matter how you gone see me

What i wrote is the hope that you see he

Whether cd live or 3d

Just jesus put him on a repeat

Don't believe me i keep rehashing

This junk just keeps on happening

You can just keep keep on bashing

While the world just keeps on laughing

But i'm a just keep on rapping

Till the hammer pants back in fashion

While the crowd just keeps on packing

Its just jesus the focused passion

T dot weezy weezy

Its off the heezy beezy