Do Ya Thang

Who's idea was this?

A Christian Floridian rapping white kid

Whoever did must've flipped they lid

He's bugged out he dances like Taylor Hicks

You know you don't fit in

When your own myspace only got 3 friends

It's Tom your mom and a dude named Ben

And I don't even know how I added him

Yep I aint got no class

Cuz my lights still up and Christmas passed

I go to McDonalds aint got no cash

I just order hot sauce then I walk out fast

I head to Wal-Mart buy some pants

I gonna wear them all year then take em back

And let me make it real clear on this here track

Im a do my thing you cant stop that

Go ahead boy do yo thang

Go ahead and just do yo thang (they keep saying)

I don't think the kid is well

He sends viruses to his own email

He got 5 text messages all from myself

Saying your wack dude LOL

I really used to keep it real

In my little mini van with the 10 inch wheels

Driving up to side just get my meal

Can I get fries, "sir this is Taco Bell"

So watch out now ya better be careful

He's about to pass out cause I think that his heads full

Off Mountain Dews 10 cans of red bull

With 17 shots of Starbucks espresso

I think I'm stuck in the 80's

But shout outs to all the fellas and ladies

Soccer moms in mini vans, Mercedes

Talking about "KJ so crazy"

You know how I roll, yo

Im from Florida, cockroaches, old folks

And I don't fit ya mold tho

All I can say is this is that's what God chose so

When I come thru you be like oh no

Whats he gonna do he's just so so

Aint gotta thing to prove slow ya roll bro

I bring Christ to you nothing more so

Cuz he's just my life's hope

He's the net when I walk on the tightrope

You can bet that he'll catch if I might fall

Life is hard but he's how my life copes

Care less you think if I'm dope

I could have the freshest rhyme flow

I could have the dopest live show

Without him tho it don't mean a thing so bring it..