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Artist: Klamydia
Canonical path: /klamydia/metanol-man
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Metanol Man
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Metanol Man
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Dragsterikuski Jokkea masentaa ja vituttaa,
tuli serkun kanssa juotua vähän liikaa metanolia.
Tuota kemiallisen jalostusprosessin läpikäynyttä
kiihdytysauton polttoainetta siinä määrin,
että värkki saadaan nippanappa starttaamaan.
Tärkee osakilpailu jo ovella kolkuttaa,
vaikka vituttaa, ei tankkiin kehtaa kustakaan.
Kiihdytysmiehet verstaalla murjottaa,
metanoolisotku pakka pirusti oksettaan.
Metanol man, metanol man.
Vanhana säämiehenä Jokke keinon oivan kehitti,
se tiesi pyörrepuuska-Irman Alastaroon pian saapuvan.
Jokke auton takasiivekkeeseen purjeen kiinni teippasi
ja lasketulla hetkellä se kilpurissa kökötti.
Silloin naispyörre-Irma iski purjeeseen,
kuin ammuttuna paikalta katosi Jokke autoineen
ja pikapuoliin saatiin siitä kuulla ilouutinen.
Jokke maailmankartalle Suomee kuljettaa,
kun kun se Irman kanssa viimassa liihottaa.
Metanol man, metanol man, metanol man.
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