I Got a Meeting In a Ladies Room

Uh, I had to leave my condo to come to this

Well, I'm back, but this time I'm with my man

And these women are puttin' their hands all over his

Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought

And I'm much, much unhappy about that

I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW

A basic woman

But if they don't stop it's gonna get scandalous

Uh-uh

I've got a meeting a ladies room {I don't need this}

I'll be back real soon {That's what I get for being in the neighborhood}

I've got a meeting a ladies room {Where's my jewelry}

I'll be back real soon {Can we talk}

I don't know but I think you better watch your man (Girl you better watch your man)

'Cause girl, he's doin' like nobody else can (And all the girls are watchin' him)

If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose)

'Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor, that's why

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Sing

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

Ooh, everybody sing it like

Sing

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

Stepped through the door, they were standin' in line (These ladies took their time)

Smokin' funny cigarettes and takin' their time (Guys are were constantly on their minds)

Somebody pass me a mirror (Hurry up) 'cause I ain't got much time (Boy, I got to get right back)

'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind, that's why

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon (I told my man)

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Sing

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

Ooh, everybody sing it like

Sing

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I'll be your freak-a-zoid

Walked on the floor and everybody was jammin'

They're playin' my favorite song (The men all pause), got me singin' along

Can't turn your back for a minute somebody's rockin' my man

And girl, they're doin' like nobody else can, watch out, watch out, watch out

Excuse me ladies, this man's with me

I don't like to share, you can plainly see

He looks good, good enough to eat

But believe me lady, he belongs to me, yeah

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Came here to have a wonderful time

I got to worries 'bout those divas tryin' to steal what's mine

Mess with my money and my man, and I can get real mean

No, instead I take my baby in my Cooper's limousine, ooh

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Ooh

Break it

Break it

Break it

Can't take it

Watch out

Watch out

And all the girls sing

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

And all the girls sing

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I've got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)

I'll be back real soon (And leave my man alone)

I've got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)

I'll be back real soon

Don't slap me

'Cause I'm not in the mood

Don't-don't-don't slap me

'Cause I'm not in the mood

Don't slap me

'Cause I'm not in the mood

Don't slap me

'Cause I'm not in the mood

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I've got a meeting a ladies room

I'll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I've got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)

I'll be back real soon (And leave my man alone)

I've got a meeting a ladies room