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Artist: Kmfdm
Canonical path: /kmfdm/intro
Related lyric paths: 6
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Intro
Read Intro lyrics by Kmfdm on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Intro
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Welcome back, here we go again
A beautiful girl and some dirty old men
Before we continue the task at hand
Lets go ahead and introduce the band
From the land of volcanoes
The lovely Lucia
Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear
She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat
I could tell you much more but lets leave it at that
The Lord of Lard
The mighty swine
He loves manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots
The one and only, the great Steve White
His morals are loose but his shirts are tight
Challenged by few and rivaled by none
He's a low down dirty son of a gun
This is the biscuits crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra heavy beat delux
KMFDM forever sucks
Here's your voice from the underground
Get ready for another round
Nothing new, it's the same old shit
If it works this good why fuck with it?
Andy Selway, the master of skins
Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins
His hobbies include but are not limited to
Things you and I would rather not do
And here we have Joolz, the king of guitar
He's only at home when he's inside a bar
Rings and spikes and chains and tatoos
He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes
This is the biscuits crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra heavy beat delux
KMFDM forever sucks
Here's your voice from the underground
Get ready for another round
Nothing new, it's the same old shit
If it works this good why fuck with it?
I am Kap'n K, the korrupter of youth
My word is gospel of the honest truth
I am the father of industrial rock
And if you don't believe me you can suck my Glock
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