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Artist: Knuckle Sandwich
Canonical path: /knuckle-sandwich/couch-potato
Related lyric paths: 6
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Couch Potato
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Couch Potato
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Mondays always been an early night. I got my remote control
everything is gonna be alright. My eyes are glued, be still my
heart, now that Rose Mcgowan's on Charmed. Damn that witch cast
a spell on me. You're all I need (I love my TV) With such good
shows, who has time to read? This is paradise, I'm cruising
along the beach. Driving a speed boat with Pamela on her knees.
Fast forward, rewind, between the two scenes. Now I'm getting
road head from the queen. Can the Sandwich do for me what the
Crue did for Tommy Lee? I'm gonna pin down Buffy and drive my
stake home. Then leave a latin explosion inside of J. Lo. A
party of 2 Jen Hewit and me. Im in love in love with my TV.
Britney stopped over for a Blockbuster night wth me. I'll do her
doggy style, so we both can see the screen. Bangin Pink in her
pink and then in her brown. Even Tori Spelling from the next
down. I'll show Courtney my cox, make Rachel dump Ross, then
show Allyssa Milano who's the boss. I'm stealin' Spice Channel
minus the sound, swimmin in Baywatch then pretending to drown.
Then I'm going fishing in Dawson's creek.
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