Rhyme Tyme

[Marley Marl:]

Ladies and gentlemen

Back by popular demand

We got Kool G Rap and Polo

Singin it is now

Rhyme Tyme

[Kool G Rap:]

I be funky to a junkie cause the rhyme is dope

I use my microphone wire like a cowboy rope

So I can lasso any rapper that think they can cope

And the microphone is my horror-scope

Magnificient and excellent cause I'm no scrub

I could rock in a club with only one light bulb

All I need is a mic and a crowd to react

And I'll turn a damn jam into Radio Shack

All suckers in a place I'll erase and replace

Just in case you wanna copy and trace

My word is superb, intoxicates like herb

Orally, musically, and mentally disturbed

Soundwaves are outrageous

I'm brave and courageous

Fillin up pages for ages and ages

Released to rock, too acquiesced to shock

All biters get writer's block

When it's rhyme tyme

To play this game you gotta be a rap pro

It's not dominos or tic tac toe

It's the rhyme tyme game, it challenges the brain

Strategy is the key to unlock the chain

My lips do not chat when I start to rap

Project my voice so loud, my tonsils flat

Excellence defense on the phonograph

Is DJ Polo, he's cooler than Shaft

Fresher than a item that you find inside a deli

Fatter than the man that they call the Fonzarelli

Colder than a icey, hotter than chili

Rap in every language, I can say it in Suaheli

My body has a flavor, girls says I'm lickable

Daffy Duck-MC's call it despicable

I say it's similar to fat, incredible

I got a taste, but it's not edible

I'm goin down as a MC champ

Kinda wet on the set, but it's just damp

Some day you'll see my face on a US stamp

Like Evil Knievel I jump and I ramp

In my rap I'm like an other Johnny Dangerously

I can do two things simultaneously

I can rap real fast and speed it up, and not a word you'll miss

I can slow - down - at - times - just - like - this

I can rap, stop - start it again

Then count to ten

With a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

So there, my friend

I can box, do karate, or even do judo

Rap in spanish, but I'm not Menudo

Ask me why I classify

My rhymes will terrify

It's rhyme tyme

Now I could rap to your sister

Or rap a tongue twister

Those who wanna bite it, it makes your lip blister

Cause I'm the guidin light, I recite on the mic

For parasites who bite it's gonna be frightnight

Mighty microphone phantom, my rhymes are fiery

Because of biters I write em in my diary

So don't dare, my idea is ideal

Polo is on the wheels of steel for real

??? this division the like micanician

What I wrote is voted unanymous decision

Eardrums are struck when he conducts a cut

If a sucker deejays, he gives an uppercut

Just like a dog Kool G Rap will train

Every bitin MC that went insane

At the top I will maintain

I'm not a lamebrain

I leave a bloodstain to show I give pain

Not a skinny dipper, a fat rolly-polly

My hair is very curly, it's like a ravioli

I'm very good at physic, and also scientific

My rappin has a meanin just like a hieroglyphic

The rhyme is very hot, you gotta blow on it to bite it

Sometimes I just recite it, but usually I write it

Girls make me grow just like Pinocchio

Before the show I go: "Geronimo!"

Makin a video inside the studio

Never had the chicken pocks, the measels, mumps or polio

And you'll be sorry when you bite what I create

You say to yourself: "i shoulda had a v-a"

Like the mayor I'm a ???, love Pina Colada

In Copacabana with cherry and banana

Captivate your mind at the drop of a dime

My name is Kool G Rap and it's rhyme tym