Bong Toke

Take a bong toke...

I love rippin' outta bongs it gets me so so high

When I take a big toke 'looks like my eyes start to cry

Tears start to swell up when I take a huge hit

Of that bong biggie bong diggity dank dank shit

Johnny Richter don't quit out the one two three

Take so many bong hits you might run out of weed

Thought you was fucking with a rookie but I'm really a king

I was just out playing hooky having fun with my team

Well now I'm back with a plan to get the whole world united

The plan's called bong tokes first you pack it then light it

Then you pass it to a friend and keep on paying it forward

Until we all live as one to form a weed world order

[CHORUS]

Take a bong toke...

Where's the weed at?...

It's time to put the chronic in the chamber

The bong water needs a little change up

I throw a fast ball right down the strike zone

And split the bat up to stick in the glass bowl

Mountain Spring always goes down the freshest

Before we spark it up D-Loc you must inspect it

Dirty water's like a sin to a christian

You want heaven but you never gonna get in

The high priest baptizes and purifies

The canni-bus now we're all getting herbalized

Pass the lighter spark the holy chalice

The Mavericks ain't the same since Steve Nash left Dallas

Sprinkle on the keef yeah adds a nice topping

We getting' baked like hash cakes there's no stopping

The water's bubbling my vision starts doubling

The smoke's rising fast I pull the stem it comes rushing in

[CHORUS]

Yo

Liar liar pants on fire...

Liar liar...

Hey naw

Liar liar pants on fire ain't nobody getting no higher

FUCK THAT where's my lighter

Sick of all you lyin' typers

We getting higher higher smoking on a vaporizer

Eyes red blazed up smoked out I'm tired as fuck

We got that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

The type of weed that leave you breathless and flow less

So take a toke

And another

And another

And another...

Tell your mother

Oh no!

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