King's Blend

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome

To this years Cannabis Cup finals

Some of the best buds from all over the planet displayed heretoday

Bud smokers- let's get ready to bubble!

With this years entry the Kings Blend

The undisputed heavyweight smokers of the world

The Kottonmouth Kings

Kings blend, we out smoke them

Cream of the crop, creme de la creme

Kings blend, us versus them

Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win

Kings blend, taster's choice

I know you're real high when you hear my voice

You wanna smoke with us, you better bring an ounce

Cuz we get down with a southern bounce

P-Town layed the found where I move the pounds

Now I'm coming and runnin your city unannounced

So don't get clowned when we come around

We so down to earth that we underground

I'm puffin' on the green while you're smokin' shit brown

Cuffin to the team, compound lock down

I'm aside my krown, throwin' strike for the mound

Keep it tight wound like two bloodhounds

I'm gettin so profound we make the haters frown

Got your girl beggin' me to be gagged and bound

Make the world spin round, so turn it loud

That danced out, thumped out, move the crowd

Started in '96 with the O.C. sound

Now we comin' So Cal, now we world renowned

Kings blend, we out smoke them

Cream of the crop, creme de la creme

Kings blend, us versus them

Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win

Kings blend, taster's choice

I know you're real high when you hear my voice

Now I'm Johnny Richter, that's the king D-Loc

Between both us blowin' gangs of smoke

I guarantee you can't out smoke me, we can do it live on cableT.V.

With kings blend dope, you choke before you spoke

We toke took all your hope, and you still can't cope

With the bubble berry blue you're through, get your krew

Tie your shoe, get a clue, you belong in the zoo

Yup, swingin' from a rope eatin cantaloupe

Walked in a boat like a frog and croaked

Don't get the wrong view, you're long past due

We get the oohs and ahhhs while y'all get the boo

You blow, how I know? Cuz I put it to a vote

We the greatest smokers that you quote, quote for quote let meclear my throat

Been puffin kings blend, bong load al a mode

The neutron bomb, the sticky green, I'm higher than a kite when Ihit the scene

Stoners Reekin Havoc ask Kevin Zing, but he'll only reply if itmeans ching ching

Kings blend, we out smoke them

Cream of the crop, creme de la creme

Kings blend, us versus them

Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win

Kings blend, taster's choice

I know you're real high when you hear my voice

D double dash L long O C, I'm from O. C.

Eyes closed can't see when the smoke hits me

Startin 10 hits each and I'm hashin keys so I can make endsmeet

Defeat the weak, I'm at the top of my league of my league

I freeze OGs, leave 'em stunned and deceived

I'm freakin' this beat while I'm stoned in the street

While you down on your knees, beggin' oh please

Chillin in a room hot boxed to the ceilin

Billowin the crop cuz we got top billin

Feelin' high as fuck, so the buds fulfillin

Dealin, then healin, never stealin, revealin

(Now my nugs?) buy me E sacks I be killin

Ran out of paper started usin (the peelin?)

Never caught a cold but I always be illin',

Spillin' brew with a view from the ruthless villain

High as a kite, got a real funny feelin

Kings blend dope probably worth about a million

Thousand watt lights, miracle grow, hydro rock, those fans gottablow

Sittin' low pro on the fog soaked dome

(?) to the party, high to the bone, three months later we's allgettin' stoned

Fillin up Southern Cali toker zone, seizin' clones, pounds ofzones

Cannabis Cup we bringin' it home to the Golden State where itbelong

Kottonmouth Kings, we bringin it home ya'll

Kings blend, we out smoke them

Cream of the crop, creme de la creme

Kings blend, us versus them

Cannabis Cup, no doubt we win

Kings blend, taster's choice

I know you're real high when you hear my voice