Me And My Skate

Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid

Aw shit, god damn, what's happening here?

Damn helicopters

And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a

test tube

One of them glass ones

Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's

happening here

Fuckin' commercials, God Damn!

This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County

California

When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the

sky

Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee

Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd.

D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and

authorities

For being a nuisance to society

Approach with caution

D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence

It's me and my skate

skate, in this world of hate and confusion

I sweat all day to create an illusion

Or a fantasy, yeah that's what you call it

You play to skate you be a bong tokin' alcoholic

Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly

And when im rockin' the stage, my skates beside me

After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the parking lot

Bustin' grinds and flips my board is all i got

To escape the realness of reality

I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity

They say sobriety's the answer to society

I say its anarchy but they ain't understanding me

I say it twice, but man just can't relate

I guess its fate, my boards my mate

Just, just me and my skate

In other breaking news

Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee

Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of

Orange

Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton

of cigarettes

The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken

rowdiness, inciting

riots, and abusive behavior

Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving

vehicle under the

influence of alcohol.

Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison

Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum

Name is brought in many girlies conversations

But it gets complicated with the situation in your face

My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool

But don't get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool

Cuz its mad you wanna beer like marijuana

She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Lu-Juana

Lu wanna wanna wanna take me home?

Lu wanna wanna wanna lay and bone?

But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated

When i act like chin straps cuz your boyfriends player hated

Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out

I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth

Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee

case over to

the Federal Bureau of Investigations

The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of PIMP

DADDY X

Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from

obscenity

Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd

behavior

And demoralizing society

Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to,

quote

"Crucify those young punks"

Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that

The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back

Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track

I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack

Too many vices, insane extremities

I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies

Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5

Fuck flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no fries

Don't wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk

Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick

Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones

I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left alone

Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker

Or more confused with mi vida loca

Late-night toker, indo smokas

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X

Let your skills flex

Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X

Put those fools in check

Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here

Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer

Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that

I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max

So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass

the J

Say what's up, im out, peace

Me, Me and my skate

My skate, my mate my skate

Me, me and my skate

my mate in this world of hate

After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals

The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large

Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top

volkswagon bug

Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today

The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding

high

Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the situation

as it happens

I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial

Now back to you Bob