The Munchies

[DADDY X]

I got the munchies im feelin kinda hungry

Im at the grocery fillin up the humvy

These cereal boxes is lookin kinda funny: captain crunch, sugar smacks, and that trix bunny

Its like LOADYland, disney for a stoner

Or viagra for your needy boner

Aisle after aisle I forgot what I came for

The store is closing but I gotta get me more munchies for a big night of kickin it

We bought an ounce an we packin it and rippin it

Richter go fire up the flame pit, grab the acoustic, strung naturalistic

Hot tub yea you know its bubblin, but first I gotta stop my stomach from grumbling

Tasty, all aphrodisiacs, I got the munchies, weres the snack pack

[RICHTER]

BBQ chips, and plenty of refreshments

Gummy bears, microwavables, mini thinmints

Ice cream, beef jerky, and candy bars

Del taco, get a number 4 with no sauce? (extra cheese)

Vanilla shakes, sugar outta? (pixie sticks)

Now and laters, peach jolly ranchers, and buttered popcorn (I got the munchies)

Chocolates, fizzie? sticks, cookies and otter pops

Reeses cups, tangy taffy, cracker jack box

My stomachs so hungry I need some mad munchies

How many g's we'd smoked nobody ever really believe

Felt like a track meet meet, inhaling smoked heavily,

barely time enough to take an air of breath and breathe

Now in straight cravin a BLT with extra bacon

No onions I don't need my breathe to be stankin

Now for deserts let's see what we got for some options

Dairy Queen, Marie CalendarS, or Baskin Robins

The clerk was cool at the 31 flavors

He let everybody make their own shit and yes he gave us…

…everything for free 50 free no charge

So we got an 8th of weed and two girlies in his car

Passably stoner Plus my gut was still growlin louder than a pack of coyotes for moon howlin

3 am 7-11 thankin god cause stoners heaven 24 they never ever close the shop

[DADDY X]

(munchies) kisses and coco puffs

Fritos, chili cheese, ?

(I got the munchies) drumsticks, chocolate, cookie dough

Cheetos flaming hot and mangos

(I got the munchies) Smoothies, burritos with extra cheese

Jalapeños, hot sauce, or jolly lemon squeeze

(I got the munchies) nachos, pepperoni pizza

Hot wings, french fries and slurpees

(I got the munchies)

[D-LOC]

Im hungry as a motherfucker you know I got the munchies

I keep it gangsta, start dippin Oreo cookies

Soak em till they get soggy, let em fall apart till the bottom of my cup

Turn it up and drink it like coffee

You know I got the munchies when im at 7-11 gettin a slurpee and some nachos then bounce out to Del taco

Go get a chicken casadiLLa then I bought us some vato

Just ask my girl about my munchies hoLmes

Where the weed I need a ripp

Hurry up, pack it quick, light it up, let it fly

Feel the bud get you high

Take a trip, im gon' dip, into space, off the kind, in my mind, imMA find another place for my rhyme

I got the mother fuckin munchies

So I think ILL GO eat this one girl named Allison

[RICHTER]

Cherry icees, whatchamacallits,

twizzlers, bubbalicious, nachos and chili dogs

(I got the munchies)

Hostess, fruits pies and cupcakes

Twinkies, zingers, crumb doughnuts with some cool-aid

Rice krispie treat, Ritz cheez-its

Frozen grapes, grilled sandwiches with ranch please

Banana splits, string cheese, double-doubles

Golden grams, cinnamon and sugar covered churros

(I got the munchies)

I GOT THE MUNCHIES

I GOT THE MUNCHIES

I GOT THE MUNCHIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(SWEET DICK WILLY) THEM MOTHER FUCKERS GOT THE MUNCHIES