My Favorite Ex-girlfriend

Why the hell did you do this to me?

Did you think it wouldn't rip me in two?

It's the coldest spring that I've ever lived through

And I owe it all to you

Sometimes when you hurt someone

It comes back at you twice as hard

Sometimes when the wind blows in

It can tear you all apart

Chorus:

You're my favorite ex-girlfriend

So I wrote you a song

You're my favorite ex-girlfriend

But you won't be for long

You were never much for sharing things

Least of all what you had inside

And now that everything's just fallen apart

I see what you had to hide

I thought you'd have called but you haven't

I thought you were sincere, but oh no

You've certainly got something better

And more exciting places to go

Chorus

Solo

Bridge:

If it all went too fast, I guess you can blame it all on me

I guess it makes you feel better and that's all that matters obviously

I gave of myself so willingly

I opened my heart up too

But you used it just to put your cigarette out

I guess I'm just an ashtray to you

Chorus x 2