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Artist: Kris Kristofferson
Canonical path: /kris-kristofferson/eddie-the-eunuch
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Eddie The Eunuch
Read Eddie The Eunuch lyrics by Kris Kristofferson on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Eddie The Eunuch
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Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
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Kris Kristofferson performs "Eddie The Eunuch", and this lyric page sits inside the Kris Kristofferson catalog on LyroVerse.
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