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Artist: Kris Kross Amsterdam
Canonical path: /kris-kross-amsterdam/you-can-call-me-al-feat-zikai
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You Can Call Me Al (feat. Zikai)
You Can Call Me Al (feat. Zikai) lyrics by Kris Kross Amsterdam. A man walks down the street He says: Why am I soft in the middle, now? Why am I soft in the...
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You Can Call Me Al (feat. Zikai)
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A man walks down the street
He says: Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger, Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away in my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
You can call me
You can call me
A man walks down the street
He says: Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And, whoa, my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role model
Now that my role model is gone, gone?
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
You can call me
You can call me
You can call me
You can call me Al
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