If You Weren't Such An Asshole

if you weren't such an asshole

maybe i'd be more inclined to call

and we could talk about the old days, the good days

before it all went to shit

but things tend to

i mean it's no-one's fault

unless it is

and if it is, it's probably yours

and if you weren't such an asshole

maybe it woulda turned out some other way

and we wouldn't have just squandered all our potential

back in the day

but the days got short and times got tough

but that's not your fault

so it's probably mine...

if you weren't such an asshole

where would we be now?

see, i keep on moving forward, like a sucker

and i'm sick of how we all grow up

and we all grow old

and we pump out kids or we turn out gay

or we move back home or we move back away

and we all get hurt and we all gotta die

and we've all got a shared history, but I'm

gonna kick this downward trend

I've got enough friends