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Artist: Kutschurft
Canonical path: /kutschurft/koning-keizer-kannibaal
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Koning, Keizer, Kannibaal
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Koning, Keizer, Kannibaal
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Tachtig liter ruwe stookolie
En een mokkel in zilverfolie
Drie kutschurftleden met een lege maag
Kutschurft en een ketting zaag!
Surfvt zet pannen op het vuur
En haalt de gereedschap uit de schuur
Zmegma snijdt de uitjes vast
En haalt de stoephoer uit de koelkast
Ranzz die leest nu het recept
Terwijl hij die trut aan flarden mept
Vrouwen zijn veel malser
Dus willen wij geen man
De boter is al bruin
Schuif 'r nu maar in de pan
Hoor mijn maag eens knorren
Letterlijk een galgemaal
In de stijl van Kutschurft
Koning Keizer Kannibaal!!
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