Will She Or Won't She

Will she or won't she roll up to my door tonight

And if she does how can I turn her away?

Will she or won't she ask me to turn out the light

And if she does I know she's meaning to stay

I met her pulling porter in the Shamrock Bar

It was the end of just another busy day

We had a rendezvous in my new motor car

And like a fool I gave my number away

I found her legs so pretty, don't you know

We had a wonderful time, oysters and wine

I was quite inclined to share with her

An evening or two, drinking a few

However when we got home

She would not leave me alone

She needed entertainment of the social kind

She needed more than any mortal could supply

She never gave me time to close the bedroom blind

Her hand was mountaineering over my thigh

And now I stand before you pale and thin

And I don't know what to do, what can I do?

She comes upon me day and night

And lets me do what I please, I'm on my knees

And so we do it an then

She makes me do it again

Will she or won't she roll up to my door tonight

And if she does how can I turn her away?

Will she or won't she ask me to turn out the light

And if she does I know she's meaning to stay