Pity Party

Woke up in a cold sweat naked (Naked)

Is there anybody else here?

What does everybody else feel?

Woke up head spinning from drinking (Drinking)

Throwing up all my fears

What happened to my last five years?

Every day is my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Gonna die on my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Woke up in a bathtub shaking

Surrounded by all of my friends

They’re talking 'bout how all of this ends

S-s-s-spilling my complaints through a tin can

Wondering who's on the other end

Am I just really yelling at my hand?

Every day is my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Gonna die on my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

I blew the candles out

I kissed her on the mouth

My baby, my baby, my

She left me in the south

My heart stayed in her mouth

So give me all of your pity now

I blew the candles out

I kissed her on the mouth

(Singing in the dark

She left me in New York

Give me all of your

Give me all of your)

Every day is my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Swear I'm gonna die on my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Every day is my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party

Gonna die on my birthday

And they're throwing me a pity party