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Artist: La Tordue
Canonical path: /la-tordue/les-rats
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Les Rats
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Les Rats
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Si les rats parleraient
Ils nous raconteraient
L'histoire du rat crevé
Qu'est mort la s'main'dernière
En bouffant sa gran-mère
Et quand deux rats s'rencontrent
Savez-vous c'qui's'racont' ?
Des histoires de ratés (x2)
Vous rendez-vous bien compte
Qu'on peut pas compter d'ssus
On peut p'têt'compter d'ssous
Mais c'est pas bien facil'
Et ça rapport'que couic
Quand deux rats font les comptes
Savez-vous c'qui z'oublient ?
Y'z'oublient jamais rien (x2)
Tout ça mèn'pas loin
Mais ça mèn à penser
Que dans une passoire
Peut'y'avoir autant de trous
Qu'y'en a dans les mémoires
Et quand deux rats s'rappell'
Qu'est-c'est'y qui leur vient ?
Le maréchal pétrin (x2)
Et pis pour faire le joint
On peut parler d'amour
Au moins ça mange pas d'pain
Et s'y'en a qu'ont l'coeur lourd
Y'pès'ra moins demain
Quand y'en a des qui sèment
Savez-vous qui récoltent ?
Ben c'est ceux d'la sacem (x2)
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