The Old Fat Robin

The old fat robin sticks his beak into the ground

With the brain the size of an eraser

Kitty runs by causes the robin, she does floppin'

Soon another one lands there to replace her

Chorus:

Hear the tweeting and your sinuses

Count the pluses and the minuses

Turn frustration into sadness

Say goodbye to major badness

A strong gust of wind blows upside my balding head

Makes my balls shiver

Makes a lump in my hoaky bed??

Except for a squirtle and some gasoline

Completely distracted by the american dream

Chorus

And though i may be wrong

We're so glad you came along

Superstar in france (f. m. cornog)

You're a superstar in france

And you've got everything i want

You've got all those quirky girls

I was born to change the station

Chorus: pretty soon the dream is over

You're a superstar in france

And i was born to take vacations

Don't you ever want to die

Don't you think we should be together

Chorus