Secretary Of a Terrorist

Sir, there's no time for a holiday

We need to scout for locations

We need the perfect time and place

For maximum devastation

You've got a busy calendar

I'm having to turn people away

You've got meetings scheduled for the rest of the week

And you're blowing yourself up on saturday

When I joined the agency

I said yes to admin

But I never thought I'd work

For a certified madman

When I asked for a temp job

I never planned for this

I'm the secretary

Of a terrorist

Sir, I'm doing my best here

To keep all your appointments in order

But it's taking all my organisational skill

To get explosives over the border

I'm being paid

Cash in hand

Not to divulge

The things you planned

I feel I should quit

Before it's too late

But the overtime

Is fucking great.